Privacy and You at Vidbidness, Inc.
Vidbidness, Inc. has created this privacy statement in order to demonstrate
our firm commitment to privacy. The following discloses the information
gathering and dissemination practices for Vidbidness, Inc..
Information Automatically Logged
Certain information is automatically logged every time you visit
Vidbidness, Inc. or any other Web site. We use your IP address to help
diagnose problems with our server and for administration purposes. Your
IP address is also used to gather broad demographic information that
we use only for statistical purposes to measure traffic flow and bandwidth
requirements.
Cookies
Vidbidness, Inc. uses cookies in our shopping cart and partnership
program only. Cookies placed on your system from Vidbidness, Inc. are
never used to gather any information. They are only used to make your
visit to Vidbidness, Inc. faster and easier, and to determine proper
payment to our marketing partners. Choosing to disable cookies in your
browser will have no affect on your ability to visit Vidbidness, Inc.,
but you will be unable to purchase products through our cart.
Registration Forms / Information Collected
Vidbidness, Inc.'s registration forms (for our mailing list) only
require users to give us a valid email address and first name. Contact
information from the registration forms is used to get in touch with
the registree when necessary and to verify the identity of the viewer.
Vidbidness, Inc. collects all email addresses that are entered when
viewers use these features of our site. Vidbidness, Inc. also collects
the email addresses of viewers that send feedback to Vidbidness, Inc.
at any of the addresses provided throughout the Web Site. As a courtesy,
and to keep viewers informaed of updates, changes and news regarding
Vidbidness, Inc., the email addresses we collect are automatically added
to our Mailing Lists. At any time, users may remove themselves from
these lists by following the removal instructions that are provided
with each email we send to our Mailing Lists. Vidbidness, Inc. may,
under certain circumstances, and at it's sole discretion, share these
email addresses with third parties.
Correspondence
Vidbidness Inc occasionally chooses to publish certain email which
we receive and deem worthy of publication. We may, at our sole discretion,
choose to publish any letters which you send to us, including, but not
limited to, your return email address. All letters sent to us become
our sole and exclusive property. We generally don't publish them, however,
unless they're extremely funny or you're rude, hateful or agitated.
We generally honor all privacy requests, unless you're rude, hateful
or agitated - or we think your note deserves to be posted on the site.
External Links
Vidbidness, Inc. contains links to other sites. Vidbidness, Inc.
is not responsible for the privacy practices or the content of such
Web sites. Contacting us. For answers to any questions about this privacy
statement, the practices of this site, or your dealings with this Web
site, please contact: info@dailyadultjoke.com.
Parents! This site has been voluntarily submitted for blocking by Net
Nanny, Surf Watch, CyberSitter, CyberPatrol, and SafeSurf. All of these
companies provide FREE evaluation copies of their software. We have
registered with RSAC. We have also placed special code in our HTML files
to trigger parental warnings on AOL's browser. Please make as much effort
as we have to protect your family -- use these resources to keep your
children out of inappropriate web sites and protect our freedom of speech.
You must be 18 to join the list. You can NOT subscribe someone else's
account to the list.Daily Adult Joke is a work of parody and is consequently
protected by the "fair use" exemption to copyright law.
I claim no authoring or copyright protection with any of the messages,
pictures, or executable programs send out on the humor list or displayed
on this web page, as I only collect and distribute them.
By accessing this site I understand and agree to the following conditions.
(1) I subscribe to the principles of the First Amendment which holds
that free Americans have the right to decide for themselves what they
will read and view without governmental interference and; (2) I believe
that such material does not offend the standards of the community in
which I live and; I am aware of the law(s) within the state and country
that I reside and reading or viewing such material does not violate
any such law(s) and; (3) Bookmarking or accessing a page on this server/site
whereby this warning page is not viewed shall constitute an implicit
acceptance of the foregoing terms set forth herein and; (4) I also stipulate
that I am not a U.S. Postal Official or Law Enforcement Agent or acting
as an agent thereof, attempting to gather evidence for prosecution of
anyone connected to this site for the purpose of entrapment; (5) I am
eighteen years of age or older.
Vidbidness provides the dailyadultjoke.com site and various related
services (together referred to as the "Site") subject to your
compliance with these Terms of Service ("TOS"). By using the
Site, you agree to be bound by the terms and conditions set forth below.
If you do not wish to be bound by the TOS, please exit the Site now.
Your sole remedy for dissatisfaction with the Site, or any products,
services, content, or information available on or through the Site,
is to stop using the Site and/or those particular services.
Vidbidness or its assignees may amend these TOS from time to time by updating
this page; a link to this page will appear on most Site pages. Your
continued use of the Site will indicate your acceptance of the revised
TOS. Please bookmark this page and periodically review it for updates,
to ensure that you are familiar with the most current version.
As used in these TOS, Vidbidness "Affiliates" refers to Vidbidness owners,
subsidiaries, affiliated companies, suppliers, partners, sponsors, and
advertisers, and includes (without limitation) all parties involved
in creating, producing, and/or delivering the Site and/or its contents.
These Terms represent the entire understanding relating to the use of
the Website and prevail over any prior or contemporaneous, conflicting
or additional, communications. Vidbidness can revise these Terms at any time
without notice by updating this posting.
Software Use
Any software that is made available to you to download from the Website
(the "Software") is NOT copyrighted work of Vidbidness and/or third
parties. Your use of the Software is governed by the terms of the end
user license agreement which accompanies or is included with the Software
(the "License Agreement"). You shall not install any Software
that is accompanied by or includes a License Agreement, unless you first
agree to the terms of the License Agreement.
Links to Third Party Sites
This Website may be linked to other websites which are not under the
control of and are not maintained by Vidbidness. Vidbidness is not responsible
for the content of those sites. Vidbidness provides these links to you only
as a convenience, and the inclusion of any link to such sites does not
imply endorsement by Vidbidness of those sites. Vidbidness reserves the right
to terminate any link or linking program at any time.
Limitation of Liability
Vidbidness shall not be liable for any damages suffered as a result of using,
modifying, contributing, copying, distributing, or downloading the materials
on this website. In no event shall Vidbidness be liable for any indirect,
punitive, special, incidental, or consequential damage (including loss
of business, revenue, profits, use, data or other economic advantage)
however it arises, whether for breach or in tort, even if Vidbidness has
been previously advised of the possibility of such damage.
You have sole responsibility for adequate protection and backup of data
and/or equipment used in connection with the website and will not make
a claim against Vidbidness for lost data, re-run time, inaccurate output,
work delays or lost profits resulting from the use of the materials.
You agree to hold Vidbidness harmless from, and you covenant not to sue Vidbidness
for, any claims based on using the website.
Furthermore, I agree to review the material before retrieving it and
assure the operators that any material which I retrieve will not violate
the federal, state, or local obscenity laws or community standards for
the community into which I choose to bring the material. I will only
use the files for informational purposes, not to harm anyone. I will
not use any of the files to destroy or hurt other people's computers.
I will not download any files unless I live in a country that allows
me to legally use them.
I Understand ALL E-Mail sent to ANYONE associated with this site, becomes
property of Vidbidness, and If I choose to "fuck" with them then
my E-Mail, my E-Mail address, and any other information I have provided
Vidbidness, or any other information that is publically available through
third-party sources will end up on this page for EVERYONE to harass
freely.
I understand that Vidbidness nor this web server that hosts this site is
responsible for what I do with the information that I get from this
site.
Your use of the Site is at your own risk. Neither Vidbidness nor its Affiliates
shall be liable for any direct, incidental, consequential, indirect,
or punitive damages, whether under any contract, negligence, strict
liability or other theory, arising out of or in connection with: (a)
your access to, or use of, the Site; (b) any products, services, information,
activities, and/or materials available on or through the Site; (c) any
error, defamation, libel, slander, omission, falsehood, obscenity, pornography,
profanity, danger, or inaccuracy found in or through the Site, regardless
of its origin.
Code of Conduct
You are responsible for ensuring that your use of the Site is in compliance
with any applicable laws or regulations. You agree not to:
-- Restrict or inhibit any other user from using and enjoying the Site.
This includes, without limitation, (a) using, or attempting to use,
any account without the owner's permission, (b) obtaining or soliciting
another person's password or other personal information under false
pretenses, or (c) impersonating another user or otherwise misrepresenting
yourself to Vidbidness, our Affiliates, the Site's systems, or other entities.
Impersonation of Vidbidness personnel is grounds for immediate termination
without notice and will result in legal action against you.
-- Interfere (or attempt to interfere) with the operation of the Site.
This includes, without limitation, (a) interfering with, defeating,
or circumventing any security function of the Site, or attempting to
do so, or (b) accessing, or attempting to access, any portion of the
Site that you are not authorized to access. Unauthorized access (or
attempts) can subject you to civil and/or criminal penalties.
-- Post, store, or transmit any unlawful, threatening, defamatory, obscene,
inflammatory, pornographic, profane, or otherwise objectionable (as
determined by Vidbidness) information or material, or any information or
material that could constitute or encourage conduct that would be considered
a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, or otherwise violate
any law.
-- Post or transmit any advertising, promotion, or solicitation of goods
or services for commercial purposes except in any areas of the Site
specifically designated for such purpose.
Personal Information
WE WILL NOT ALLOW ANY AUTHORITY TO VIEW ANY INFORMATION GATHERED BY
Vidbidness UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
Website Content
Vidbidness cannot and does not either guarantee or warrant that files available
for downloading through the web site will be free of infection or viruses,
worms, Trojan horses or codes that manifest contaminating or destructive
properties.
Do you agree to all of the above stated conditions?
< Do you meet all of the Requirements to enter the "site"
as stated above?
If not, you must exit now.