Mosquito
repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's
sensors so they don't know you're there.
Dentists
have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
The
liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
No
piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
Donkeys
kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You
burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak
trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
The
first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The
king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
A
Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
American
Airlines! saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad
served in first-class.
Venus
is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples,
not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
The
plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Most
dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
The
first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
Barbie's
full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Michael
Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory
workers in Malaysia combined.
Marilyn
Monroe had six toes.
All
US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen
wearing them in public.
Walt
Disney was afraid of mice.
Pearls
melt in vinegar. And Coca Cola.
Thirty-five
percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already
married.
The
three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and
Budweiser -- in that order.
It
is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
A
duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
The
reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the
engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground
floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
Richard
Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all
the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William
Jefferson Clinton.
And,
the best for last.....
Turtles
can breathe through their butts.