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Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven.

St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.

One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatricorthopedic surgeon and helped correct
deformities in children."

St. Peter said, "You may enter."

The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves."

St. Peter also invited him in.

The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMOmanager. I helped people get cost-effective health care."

St.Peter said, "You can come in too."

As the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can only stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell."

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