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A redneck named Bubba died in a fire and was burned
pretty badly and the morgue needed someone to identify
the body.So his two best friends, Daryl & Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and
said, "Nope, it ain't Bubba.The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body.Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's
burnt real bad, roll him over."The mortician rolled him over & Gomer looked down
and said, "No, it ain't Bubba."The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew about it too. Every time we
went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba
with 'dem two assholes.'
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