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[Arkansas Democrat Gazette] Two local men were seriously
injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near
Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday morning. Woodruff County
deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight
Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of
Little Rock are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center.
The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a
frog-gigging trip.

On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pick-up truck
headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight
fuse on the older model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse
was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from
his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel
column.

After inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to
operate properly and the two men proceeded toward the White River
bridge. After traveling about 20 miles and just before crossing the
river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole
in the right testicle.

The vehicle swerved sharply to the right exiting the
pavement and striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and
abrasions from the accident, but will require surgery to repair the
other wound. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and
released.

"Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his
balls off or we might both be dead" stated Wallis. "I've been a
trooper for ten years in this part of the world, but this is a first
for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident
happened," said Snyder.

Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia,
Poole's wife asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone
get them from the truck.

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