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What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity (and a STRONG pair of eyeglasses).
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs. and TWO "cup sizes".
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes and four inches.
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good looking?
Because THOSE men already HAVE boyfriends.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A "Golden Retriever".
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Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your Mom.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
"Mace" will do that to you.
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone there has the same DNA.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
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What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage,
along with selected recipes.
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What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row row row your boat."
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What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy
tale?
A Northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern
fairy tale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this...."
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What do you get, when you "cross" a computer with a Gorilla?
A "Hairy Reasoner".
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