The Muslim Response

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Sigh. I knew this would happen. Within an hour of sending out the Dennis Miller diatribe on the Middle East, I got a snarling reply from a humorless Muslim:

"sweety ???" sweety2018@hotmail.com wrote (in HUGE TYPE):
Do you really think this joke was funny??? well it is not to me because i am a muslim!!!!!! we muslims don't make fun of your white asses so don't make fun of ours!!!!!

So, I took this well, I think. I mean, it's not every day I get a chance to argue with a complete nincompoop:

Um... Sorry, Bucky. You Muslims DO make fun of our white asses. And there's nothing in here making fun of Muslims.

And yes, this is funny, in a sad way. Funny because it's so insanely, regrettably true.

My wife is Jewish. And she's a doctor. She's saved the lives of Egyptians. Saudis. Libyans. Jordanians. Arabs of every stripe. And you know what? They UNIFORMLY tell her that Osama was right, and that they support him. They UNIFORMLY tell her that Israel should be wiped from the face of the fucking planet.

And she keep on treating them, then comes home sighing and appalled at the hatred that these people – uh, YOUR people - propagate unto the world.

Mostly to the point – it's MY joke list. If you don't like it, get the fuck off.

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