Mike Tyson

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As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and
finish grade 5. This is Mike's homework assignment ... He must use each
vocabulary word in a sentence.

Hotel -
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

Dictate -
My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Catacomb -
I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

Foreclose -
If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

Rectum -
I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

Disappointment -
My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment, they gonna send me back to the joint.

Penis -
I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

Israel -
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."

Undermine -
There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.

Acoustic -
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.

Iraq -
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."

Stain -
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

Fortify -
I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say, fortify."

Income -
I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.

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