Lumberjack

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John the Lumberjack is working at the lumber mill pushing huge trees thru a buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten fingers.

He goes to the emergency room.

The doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."

John says, "I haven't got the fingers."

The doctor says, " What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? Its 2002. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?

John says, "How the fuck was I supposed to pick them up?? "

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