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A judge was
interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce,
and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt
and uncle living here in town, and so do my
husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she
replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never
really needed one."
"Please,"
he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your
marriage?"
"Yes, both my
son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't
necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions
is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she
responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier
than I do."
Finally, in frustration,
the judge asked, "Lady, why do you
want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want
a divorce," she replied. "I've never
wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate
with me."
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