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When Sister Marlena entered the Convent of Silence, Abbess said, "Sister, this is a silent convent. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."

Sister Marlena lived in the convent for 5 years before the Abbess said to her, "Sister Marlena, you have been here for 5 years you can speak two words."

Sister Marlena said, "Hard bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Abbess said, "We will get you a softer bed."

After another 5 years, the Abbess called Sister Marlena into her office. "You may say another two words, Sister Marlena."

"Cold food," said Sister Marlena.

The Abbess assured her that the food would be served warm in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbess again called into her office.

"Two words you may say today."

"It is probably best," said the Abbess, "You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."

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