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THINGS WE LEARN FROM CHILDREN
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.
A 4 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a
superman cape.
It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20
by 20 foot room.
Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already
too
late.
If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it
does not leak -- it explodes.
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot
house 4 inches deep.
Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.
Duplos will not.
Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
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